meanwhile on the SH submarine

Naruto manga fandom: omg what’s gonna happen with the final battle?!

Naruto anime fandom: what even is going on anymore???? ???? ? ??

Naruto movie fandom: WHO IS THAT SKETCHY PREGNANT PERSON IN THE BACK NO WAIT ITS JUST A TOWEL NVM SHES PREGNANT!

'canon' ships: WE ARE THE CHAMPIONSSSSSSSSSS EVEN IF OUR OTP SAYS OTHERWISEEEEEE

sasuhina tag: dango song

sasuhina tag: domestic cuteness

sasuhina tag: give me prompts for AU!

sasuhina tag: oh it seems a new chapter is out, i’ll wait for the homurous summary

'weird holiday' sasuhina week?

so Winkamika  sent me a great suggestion:

weird holidays!

For example, September has Cheese Pizza Day, Wife Appreciation Day, Read a Book Day, Teddy Bear Day, Grandparents’ Day, and crazy other things.

http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/

http://www.giftypedia.com/Fun_and_Unique_Holidays

choose a really strange (unpopular) holiday and make SH art/fiction for it XD

thanks friend!

SasuHina Month’s Event Calendar

sasuhina-month:

Okay guys… I’ve come up with these:

  • September: (?)
  • October: Haloween Special From October 29 to November 2. 
  • November: NSFW Sasuhina Week November 23 to November 30 (?)
  • December: Hinata week  December 20 to December 27. 
  • January 2015: New years celebration: December 31 to January 31

Is that ok? Do you have other dates? Suggestions? Message me, ok?

way to put sasuhina year into action! i approve of this XD (although a whole month of NSFW sounds like overkill) how about all-rating AU month? XD collaboration month? round robin month? (a story written by someone and following chapter written by another)

i just read the robot au fic so does male hinata have the hots for male sakura

male Hinata was curious about the robot that male sakura got (a female naruto model) so kiba and shino thought hinata wanted one like it so they got him the sasuke model thinking it’s the new fad XD

sasuhina AU: online diary

Posted by Sunny (11:14AM, August 23, 2014)

     It’s a new day! The weather is rainy but that’s ok, I love the rain!

I wrote in the last post that I feel bad about using the library computer for blogging, but after thinking it through all of last night (I couldn’t sleep ^^; ) I decided it’s ok since it’s not hurting anyone. Nobody comes into the library anyway, and there are a lot of other computers they can use even if they come.

Besides it’s like this blog is my only friend… (´・ω・`)

Well, the next class is home economics, I wonder if we’ll be baking today! I can’t wait!

Have a nice day, me!

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sasuhinafanpage:

#SasukeEHinata… Esse Uchiha ate no mundo faroeste o ciumes é a chave… U.U/ ~Wasaku…

https://www.facebook.com/pages/SasukeHinata/228123027338979


not sure how i feel about my art being posted elsewhere (mostly) without credit?

sasuhinafanpage:

#SasukeEHinata

Esse Uchiha ate no mundo faroeste o ciumes é a chave… U.U/

~Wasaku…

https://www.facebook.com/pages/SasukeHinata/228123027338979

not sure how i feel about my art being posted elsewhere (mostly) without credit?

Masterchef AU in which both home cooks Sasuke and Hinata take part in the final round and have a draw in their food. Idk, do the rest yer self.(dun wanna give spoilers to myself)

i’m gonna have to watch a few episodes of master chef if i want to understand the setting, do they even have a draw on shows like that???? ><

everyone is free to try their hand at it while i take a look XD

Do you like Jarir Bookstore or Exta?

for books Jarir, for electronics Extra

My sister showed me this saying: It’ll make a good sasuhina AMV

GOODBYE MY HEART

Reading through Wonixiv&#8217;s post (and LOLING every each pic XDDDD) i got a headcanon that Sasuke and Hinata would be the most chill parents in the world.
their friends would be like: hey i saw ur kid is scabbed and scratched all over in that park
they&#8217;d be: if he aint crying he aint hurt enough to worry me *buddha smile*
but if bullies even begin looking at them wrong they&#8217;d have to face the wrath of Byakugan and Sharingan at the same time XD
headcanon: after the war, both sasuke and hinata would work as teachers at the academy, Hinata because it means more time near her children (when they are in school age) and Sasuke because he needs some stability in his life and there&#8217;s nothing more stable than a school schedule.

Reading through Wonixiv’s post (and LOLING every each pic XDDDD) i got a headcanon that Sasuke and Hinata would be the most chill parents in the world.

their friends would be like: hey i saw ur kid is scabbed and scratched all over in that park

they’d be: if he aint crying he aint hurt enough to worry me *buddha smile*

but if bullies even begin looking at them wrong they’d have to face the wrath of Byakugan and Sharingan at the same time XD

headcanon: after the war, both sasuke and hinata would work as teachers at the academy, Hinata because it means more time near her children (when they are in school age) and Sasuke because he needs some stability in his life and there’s nothing more stable than a school schedule.

ALL THE AU!

idontliveinatent:

CANON UNIVERSE:

  • RTN! meeting again after Hinata punched Sasuke in the face (drama cd)
  • in the graveyard after the war
  • Sasuke rebuilds the Uchiha District, Hyuuga are the neighbors
  • awkward guests of someone’s wedding (forced to mingle XD)
  • put together on one team for a mission
  • put against each other in a fight to determine who is gonna be Naruto’s teammate
  • both are proctors for the Chuunin exams
  • Hinata mistakes Sai for Sasuke because she couldn’t care less about either XD
  • STALKER AND CONCERNED FRIEND AU
  • HINATA ACCIDENTALLY BECOMES HOKAGE FOR A DAY, SASUKE IS THE HOKAGE’S RIGHT-HAND MAN AND GOES WHEREVER HOKAGE SAMA GOES
  • SASUKE IS REALLY REALLY CURIOUS ABOUT SHINO’S FACE/EYES
  • HANABI IS PISSED THAT NARUTO DIDN’T FALL FOR HER SISTER SO SHE SETS HINATA UP WITH THE SECOND-BEST OPTION!

ALTERNATE UNIVERSE:

  • Interns at a vet clinic!
  • Hinata sells wedding dresses, Sasuke works in the formal-wear shop across from her
  • Both end up in the Arts and Crafts club in highschool, Hinata is Original, Sasuke is a copycat
  • Insomniac Sasuke and psychiatrist Hinata
  • Convict sasuke and doctor hinata!
  • Convict Hinata and doctor Sasuke!
  • Actors who hate each other but signed up for a long series together
  • accidentally falling in the other’s lap (NEVER GETS OLD XD)
  • DEER HUNTER AND A FAUN
  • ANIMAL LOVER AND TAXIDERMIST
  • SCIENTISTS ARGUING ABOUT SCIENCY STUFF
  • SWAN LAKE AU
  • OFFICE AU
  • HOSPITAL AU
  • BAKERY SHOP AU
  • PLASTIC SURGEON AND PATIENT
  • NARUTO WALKS IN AND FINDS THEM SWEATY, PANTING AND DESPERATE FOR ICE CREAM AFTER PLAYING BITE THE BULLET (CHOCOLATE RUSSIAN ROULETTE)
  • SENT THE WRONG SNAPCHAT PHOTO (HOPEFULLY A CUTE THING BUT IDK DO UR THING)
  • TEXTED THE WRONG NUMBER
  • WENT ALONE TO THE MOVIES AND SAT NEXT TO EACH OTHER

REBLOGGING BECAUSE SASUHINA MONTH

LifePartner (Series #F777) Uchiha Model
Hinata wasn&#8217;t a man who demanded a lot, he liked to think of himself as a sole-sufficient person who can do both the housework and advanced self-defense.
Too bad his teammates saw him gazing longingly at Sakuran receiving an expensive and exquisite birthday gift and assumed he wanted one, too.
so now he was hauling a ridiculously big and heavy box into his apartment. the greeting card simply said: &#8220;U CANT RETURN THIS, ENJOY AT UR OWN RISK LOL&#8221; signed enthusiastically by Kibana and -unenthusiastically- Shino.
The first thing that greeted him once the tape was ripped off was the cold steam that escaped from the sealed container. the instructions manual started with a quick-start guide: Take the key and turn it counter-clockwise in the slot.
Hinata swallowed thickly and hoped his friends were pulling a prank on him, and that they didn&#8217;t really just buy him a LifePartner robot. Those models that have been developed and programed to serve as in-house medical assistants, lovers, and housemaids to those who do not have actual humans to fill the part.
AKA for forever alone customers but with some class. 
sadly for him, there was an actual model inside the Styrofoam protective packaging, and she was an Uchiha Model. those have been in the news the same year they came out: full of glitches, attitude malfunctions, but were gorgeous enough to be sold off as collector&#8217;s edition models. 
meaning: Whoever bought them probably never took them out of the box. 
Hinata glanced between the red-and-white key in his palm and the keyhole on the robot&#8217;s neck. On one hand, he wasn&#8217;t in any real need of a female life partner, let alone a robotic one. On the other, the female model that Sakuran got, named Naruko #F777 Uzumaki series, was programmed to function particularly well with the Uchiha models. The Jirai-YA company produced them this way as a means of promoting one with the other to boost up sales, but in the end it never worked out. Now the company mainly manufactures nurse models and love-robots to cover the massive losses.
With determination, Hinata stuck the key into the keyhole and turned it several times to wind up the energy source, just as the manual instructed. Slowly the thrum of energy surging through the model filled the silence of the living room. the model&#8217;s eyes drifted open as it awoke, red with the LEDs indicating the power up process was well underway.
Uchiha Sasuko (this model&#8217;s particular name, as printed on the ID tag hung around her neck) sat up in her styrofoam bed and observed her surroundings. the voice that came out of her mouth was not at all robotic, in fact, it carried some emotion far superior to some newer models. &#8220;Where the hell am I?&#8221; 
Well, those weren&#8217;t exactly the words the manual said they&#8217;d be. &#8220;Hello&#8230; umm, Sasuko? My name is Hyu-&#8220;
"I don&#8217;t care what your name is. Where did that pervert go to? Why&#8217;d he power me off and then leave me with someone else?" The robot shot to her feet and stepped out of it&#8217;s cardboard confines, followed by an anxious -and instantly regretful- Hinata. "My location service is offline&#8230;"
Hinata glanced down at the quick start manual one more time. &#8220;Umm, look. It says here you will ask me for information for your setup process&#8230; S-So&#8230; I&#8217;m Hinata!&#8221;
Sasuko crossed her arms over her torso. &#8220;Setup? What are you talking about, I&#8217;ve had my setup with my first master. The latest one, taught me all about you humans and your social pattern. He promised to take me to the Itachi unit i was purchased with, so where is he?&#8221;
Hinata looked left and right but this was no prank, it was actual real life and it was happening right in the center of his apartment. &#8220;You&#8217;re a used unit?&#8221;
"Obviously." She motioned to her lack of clothes, the beautiful dress and stockings she was promoted with was replaced with scraps of dustbag material. "He lied, didn&#8217;t he? I was programmed to learn from my owners and add it to my knowledge base, so i will add this incident as well: Humans always break promises."
do robots get hurt feelings?
"So you are now my new owner?"
"Ummmm&#8230;" Hinata reached out gently to return the key to the slot on her neck, hoping to turn her off and return her to Kibana and Shino. let them deal with the return hassle!
"What are you doing?" Sasuko stared up unwaveringly at the new owner already getting friendly with her hair. "I see, I am to fulfill a lover&#8217;s role, yes?"
"What?! No!" He stammered, panicked that the female was going in for a hug, "I- I was just going to put the key back in!" 
"Are you going to turn me off?" She asked, less angrily.
"Yes&#8230; Is that alright?"
The human face shifted into an expression of surprise, the glass eyes hooded into long synthetic lashes as the super computer inside the unit did some calculations. &#8220;You are asking me a sarcastic question.&#8221;
"No, i&#8217;m really asking if it&#8217;s alright to turn you off?" Hinata waited for an answer but the unit seemed to malfunction, it froze completely. "It doesn&#8217;t damage you or anything, right? You see, my friends bought you for me as a joke, so i&#8217;m going to ask them to return you to the factory."
"I am a joke?" She asked, the voice algorithm glitched on the last syllable. 
"You&#8217;re not a joke! I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;re great! It&#8217;s just that- well, I don&#8217;t need you!" that sounded even more hurtful! "I mean- I have no real purpose for you, you&#8217;ll be bored most of the time if you stay with me."
"You are a man, i am a female model, this equation is incorrect." The model blinked several times. "I have altered the database to correct your sexual orientation, Hyuu Hinata."
"It&#8217;s Hyuuga, and there&#8217;s no need to- look- it&#8217;s" flustered, Hinata rubbed his hands together, determined not to show the heat in his cheeks to the glaring robot. "I only powered you up so you can be friends with the neighbor&#8217;s Uzumaki model!"
The glass eyes widened and the permanently-glossed mouth pulled up. &#8220;Uzumaki model confirmed! Error!&#8221; She coughed, &#8220;Missing Emotional-Intelligence Libaray files, please install the required dependencies before proceeding. Please do not turn off the unit before installation is complete.&#8221;
"What&#8230;?"
"Warning! Turning off the unit with missing Core functions may damage it permanently. Please reinstall the core software by inserting the packaged SD-Card into the slot under the keyhole."
Hinata rummaged through the packaging material in the box but there was no SD card and no more manuals to look through.
He had received a used unit that he can&#8217;t safely turn off. A unit that was both damaged emotionally and electrically, but one that was happy about the thought of meeting it&#8217;s neighboring Uzumaki model. 
"Is there any way to fix the broken files other than the memory card?" 
Sasuko nodded in affirmative. &#8220;I am one of the few models in production that came bundled with EmoIntel.LRN which allows me to recover broken files by observing and learning through other senses.&#8221;
"Meaning&#8230;?"
"Definition Playback: EmoIntel.LRN is a software designed specifically for LifePartner robots to enable an active learning curve. to teach your LifePartner unit an activity you may perform it in direct contact of any of their external senses. LifePartner units are able to learn activities and languages in a way that adheres to the owner&#8217;s liking and the surrounding environment, mainly through: watching, hearing, tasting, smelling and doing. some units may require a repetition of the same activity several times to create an accurate algorithm, please be patient with your LifePartner unit as specifications are different for each series."
Hinata released a deep sigh, feeling a headache coming on. &#8220;So basically, i have to teach you the things your previous owners damaged?&#8221; 
"Yes. He deleted them by hand even though i told him it would void the warranty." Sasuko managed a small smile, it was almost creepy how the eye area was just as serious. "I will catch up if I watch you, so i&#8217;ll be living with you for a while. Please do not neglect to charge me, i randomly generated a favorite source of energy and it is tomatoes."
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whimsical fanfic consisting of BOTH genderbend and AU ahahah
inspired by a drama cd series named E:RObotts where the protagonist signs up for a life partner (a robot, naturally) who may serve as he boyfriend, in return she has to teach them about life and love because those are things one needs to learn, not manually install. 

LifePartner (Series #F777) Uchiha Model

Hinata wasn’t a man who demanded a lot, he liked to think of himself as a sole-sufficient person who can do both the housework and advanced self-defense.

Too bad his teammates saw him gazing longingly at Sakuran receiving an expensive and exquisite birthday gift and assumed he wanted one, too.

so now he was hauling a ridiculously big and heavy box into his apartment. the greeting card simply said: “U CANT RETURN THIS, ENJOY AT UR OWN RISK LOL” signed enthusiastically by Kibana and -unenthusiastically- Shino.

The first thing that greeted him once the tape was ripped off was the cold steam that escaped from the sealed container. the instructions manual started with a quick-start guide: Take the key and turn it counter-clockwise in the slot.

Hinata swallowed thickly and hoped his friends were pulling a prank on him, and that they didn’t really just buy him a LifePartner robot. Those models that have been developed and programed to serve as in-house medical assistants, lovers, and housemaids to those who do not have actual humans to fill the part.

AKA for forever alone customers but with some class. 

sadly for him, there was an actual model inside the Styrofoam protective packaging, and she was an Uchiha Model. those have been in the news the same year they came out: full of glitches, attitude malfunctions, but were gorgeous enough to be sold off as collector’s edition models. 

meaning: Whoever bought them probably never took them out of the box. 

Hinata glanced between the red-and-white key in his palm and the keyhole on the robot’s neck. On one hand, he wasn’t in any real need of a female life partner, let alone a robotic one. On the other, the female model that Sakuran got, named Naruko #F777 Uzumaki series, was programmed to function particularly well with the Uchiha models. The Jirai-YA company produced them this way as a means of promoting one with the other to boost up sales, but in the end it never worked out. Now the company mainly manufactures nurse models and love-robots to cover the massive losses.

With determination, Hinata stuck the key into the keyhole and turned it several times to wind up the energy source, just as the manual instructed. Slowly the thrum of energy surging through the model filled the silence of the living room. the model’s eyes drifted open as it awoke, red with the LEDs indicating the power up process was well underway.

Uchiha Sasuko (this model’s particular name, as printed on the ID tag hung around her neck) sat up in her styrofoam bed and observed her surroundings. the voice that came out of her mouth was not at all robotic, in fact, it carried some emotion far superior to some newer models. “Where the hell am I?” 

Well, those weren’t exactly the words the manual said they’d be. “Hello… umm, Sasuko? My name is Hyu-“

"I don’t care what your name is. Where did that pervert go to? Why’d he power me off and then leave me with someone else?" The robot shot to her feet and stepped out of it’s cardboard confines, followed by an anxious -and instantly regretful- Hinata. "My location service is offline…"

Hinata glanced down at the quick start manual one more time. “Umm, look. It says here you will ask me for information for your setup process… S-So… I’m Hinata!”

Sasuko crossed her arms over her torso. “Setup? What are you talking about, I’ve had my setup with my first master. The latest one, taught me all about you humans and your social pattern. He promised to take me to the Itachi unit i was purchased with, so where is he?”

Hinata looked left and right but this was no prank, it was actual real life and it was happening right in the center of his apartment. “You’re a used unit?”

"Obviously." She motioned to her lack of clothes, the beautiful dress and stockings she was promoted with was replaced with scraps of dustbag material. "He lied, didn’t he? I was programmed to learn from my owners and add it to my knowledge base, so i will add this incident as well: Humans always break promises."

do robots get hurt feelings?

"So you are now my new owner?"

"Ummmm…" Hinata reached out gently to return the key to the slot on her neck, hoping to turn her off and return her to Kibana and Shino. let them deal with the return hassle!

"What are you doing?" Sasuko stared up unwaveringly at the new owner already getting friendly with her hair. "I see, I am to fulfill a lover’s role, yes?"

"What?! No!" He stammered, panicked that the female was going in for a hug, "I- I was just going to put the key back in!"

"Are you going to turn me off?" She asked, less angrily.

"Yes… Is that alright?"

The human face shifted into an expression of surprise, the glass eyes hooded into long synthetic lashes as the super computer inside the unit did some calculations. “You are asking me a sarcastic question.”

"No, i’m really asking if it’s alright to turn you off?" Hinata waited for an answer but the unit seemed to malfunction, it froze completely. "It doesn’t damage you or anything, right? You see, my friends bought you for me as a joke, so i’m going to ask them to return you to the factory."

"I am a joke?" She asked, the voice algorithm glitched on the last syllable.

"You’re not a joke! I’m sure you’re great! It’s just that- well, I don’t need you!" that sounded even more hurtful! "I mean- I have no real purpose for you, you’ll be bored most of the time if you stay with me."

"You are a man, i am a female model, this equation is incorrect." The model blinked several times. "I have altered the database to correct your sexual orientation, Hyuu Hinata."

"It’s Hyuuga, and there’s no need to- look- it’s" flustered, Hinata rubbed his hands together, determined not to show the heat in his cheeks to the glaring robot. "I only powered you up so you can be friends with the neighbor’s Uzumaki model!"

The glass eyes widened and the permanently-glossed mouth pulled up. “Uzumaki model confirmed! Error!” She coughed, “Missing Emotional-Intelligence Libaray files, please install the required dependencies before proceeding. Please do not turn off the unit before installation is complete.”

"What…?"

"Warning! Turning off the unit with missing Core functions may damage it permanently. Please reinstall the core software by inserting the packaged SD-Card into the slot under the keyhole."

Hinata rummaged through the packaging material in the box but there was no SD card and no more manuals to look through.

He had received a used unit that he can’t safely turn off. A unit that was both damaged emotionally and electrically, but one that was happy about the thought of meeting it’s neighboring Uzumaki model. 

"Is there any way to fix the broken files other than the memory card?"

Sasuko nodded in affirmative. “I am one of the few models in production that came bundled with EmoIntel.LRN which allows me to recover broken files by observing and learning through other senses.”

"Meaning…?"

"Definition Playback: EmoIntel.LRN is a software designed specifically for LifePartner robots to enable an active learning curve. to teach your LifePartner unit an activity you may perform it in direct contact of any of their external senses. LifePartner units are able to learn activities and languages in a way that adheres to the owner’s liking and the surrounding environment, mainly through: watching, hearing, tasting, smelling and doing. some units may require a repetition of the same activity several times to create an accurate algorithm, please be patient with your LifePartner unit as specifications are different for each series."

Hinata released a deep sigh, feeling a headache coming on. “So basically, i have to teach you the things your previous owners damaged?”

"Yes. He deleted them by hand even though i told him it would void the warranty." Sasuko managed a small smile, it was almost creepy how the eye area was just as serious. "I will catch up if I watch you, so i’ll be living with you for a while. Please do not neglect to charge me, i randomly generated a favorite source of energy and it is tomatoes."

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whimsical fanfic consisting of BOTH genderbend and AU ahahah

inspired by a drama cd series named E:RObotts where the protagonist signs up for a life partner (a robot, naturally) who may serve as he boyfriend, in return she has to teach them about life and love because those are things one needs to learn, not manually install. 

Hanabi divulging some super secret Hyuuga tactics to win the Clan Leader&#8217;s good opinion.
Day idk: FAMILY XD (this august is running away from me ;_; i missed so many days &gt;&lt; )

Hanabi divulging some super secret Hyuuga tactics to win the Clan Leader’s good opinion.

Day idk: FAMILY XD (this august is running away from me ;_; i missed so many days >< )

renoa:

Ironically: the image is a thing i drew back in november 2013 XD
Sasuhina month, day 1: Artist Appreciation
I’d mention a lot of fanfic writers and artists on tumblr, but we already look at the tag frequently enough to know who they are, so i’m going to mention an awesome writer who isn’t on tumblr: Fyf818 
she’s written a few sasuhina fanfics (two of which are my absolute favorites!) and she’s super nice, her stories are well-constructed and in character, and they’re short but not too short, long but not too long XD
my personal recommendation:
 Coffee Connections: modern AU, complete. Where Sasuke spills hot coffee on Hinata’s shirtfront on his first day to a new job XD 
Blind Faith: Narutoverse AU, in-progress. Where Hinata is the only one who can (and is willing to) provide medical assistance to a blind Sasuke.
Here’s to hoping her next work is also a SH!

renoa:

Ironically: the image is a thing i drew back in november 2013 XD

Sasuhina month, day 1: Artist Appreciation

I’d mention a lot of fanfic writers and artists on tumblr, but we already look at the tag frequently enough to know who they are, so i’m going to mention an awesome writer who isn’t on tumblr: Fyf818

she’s written a few sasuhina fanfics (two of which are my absolute favorites!) and she’s super nice, her stories are well-constructed and in character, and they’re short but not too short, long but not too long XD

my personal recommendation:

Coffee Connections: modern AU, complete. Where Sasuke spills hot coffee on Hinata’s shirtfront on his first day to a new job XD 

Blind Faith: Narutoverse AU, in-progress. Where Hinata is the only one who can (and is willing to) provide medical assistance to a blind Sasuke.

Here’s to hoping her next work is also a SH!

Why next month is SasuHina month? o.o

because why not?